To everyone and anyone.
This is for the countless who I have ever tailed, irritated, angered, agonized, offended, appalled, vexed, irked, bothered, negatively astounded, abused or affected in similar ways otherwise not specified.
In all ways, my existence is asinine. All of my output is the repulsive, idiotic, vapid product of a functionally retarded mind. I should have never plagued any poor soul with my disgusting mug. In fact, it would be advisable for me to cease existing. My face is nothing short of horrifying and health depriving. I can confidently announce that I have been repeatedly begged to leave poor lives alone. All those who have met me have already suffered enough. It is becoming clear that I am a threat to the physical, emotional and mental well being of myself and others at all times. Such regard for authority as such drivel will not be taken lightly. I am morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably USELESS. I cannot even conduct myself with class while following the basic rules of etiquette.
I, the pathetic excuse for a child, have been following the most innocent folks around like a lap dog every day since the dawn of my existence. I do not live up to any acceptable standards. Innocent bystanders, you are not to blame. I, the ill-favoured creature, am clearly delusional in believing I am good enough for anyone. You have done nothing wrong and it has been wished upon that I would leave you alone. You all have had enough to worry about without me following you around like the dog I am.
For those who I have yet to torture: I hope you deeply enjoy the fact that I am not around to make your wonderful like dreadful. I would like to accept your appreciation for not subjecting you to this awful affliction.
Go take this infidel to the lake and feed her to the giant squid.
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU ALL.
Have a nice day.
To the tune of "The Tango: Maureen" from "Rent."
(A group of reviewers, including VOLDEMORT, LUPIN, SNAPE, LUCIUS, DUMBLEDORE, DRACO and MCGONAGALL are commenting on the idiosyncrasies of dear Tara.)
In Merlin's name I pray
That Miss Tara will just go away
Somewhere else, anywhere.
12 Grimmauld Place!
DUMBLEDORE and MCGONAGALL
Anywhere but there!
I do not own the lyrics of these parodies. These were written by moralityisweak
(if I'm not mistaken). He wrote reviews as Lord Voldemort when the fic was new. He was a member of the IMDb boards and discussed the story there. This one was probably posted as a review. There is another one posted on IMDb (the thread was deleted but I saved the song on MS Word) which I will post here later.
"Improve Your Stuff"
To the tune of "Skid Row" from "Little Shop of Horrors."
It gets me heaving
Because it's so bad
Nobody is delighting
In this writing
Which just sucks so much
Sat, Feb. 2nd, 2008, 09:35 pm
The girl’s name is Ebony Way
Wants to be kin to Gerard Way
She has three silly middle names
Reviewers always want to flame
Christmas is a waste of time and resources. Same goes for Boxing Day, Valentine's day, the summer holidays, Halloween, and every other Hallmark commercial holiday. Screw gift cards. I don't want anything.
Tue, Nov. 27th, 2007, 04:03 pm
Your Language Arts Grade: 100%
Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).
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Tue, Nov. 27th, 2007, 04:00 pm
|What American accent do you have? |
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
|The Inland North|
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Tue, Nov. 27th, 2007, 12:17 am
|You Scored as Horrorpunk|
Ah, the horrorpunk. You probably have a fucking devilock, you scary bastard. Nothing against you, truly original in yourself, so keep mass murdering so the crusts have something to bitch about... only kidding.